Not the Grinch Just Allergic to People Sweatshirt
For the introverted cowpoke: this cozy crewneck features a grumpy gingerbread clutching coffee and declaring, “Not the Grinch — just allergic to people.” Soft, relaxed, and perfect for chilly mornings, small-town errands, or avoiding humans like a true holiday outlaw.
| S | M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) 50/50 cotton-poly blend for durability and comfort
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and strength
- OEKO-TEX dyes, ethically grown US cotton, and safety compliance for responsible wear
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
Made with care
Heirloom quality
Premium materials
Classic styling
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