Hot Mess Express Christmas Edition Sweatshirt
This cozy crewneck brings a little rowdy ranch humor to the holidays. A vintage-style train tearing across the chest — flinging snow and gifts behind it — sets the scene for the bold line: “Hot Mess Express — Christmas Edition.” It’s festive chaos with a western wink, perfect for anyone who rides into the season at full speed. The midweight cotton-poly fleece feels sturdy but soft, and the classic crew fit layers easy under denim jackets or over tees. Whether you’re wrangling last-minute gifts, sipping cocoa by the fire, or laughing through ranch-side traditions, this sweatshirt says you’re here for the imperfect magic — and the fun that comes with it.
| S | M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for durable warmth and softness
- Tubular construction without side seams for cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and reinforced seams
- Embroidery and print options available; DTG prints with DTF inner neck labels for crisp graphics
- OEKO-TEX dyes and ethically sourced US cotton; meets safety and environmental compliance standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
Made with care
Heirloom quality
Premium materials
Classic styling
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