Runs on Caffeine, Cuss Words, & Compression Sweatshirt
This cozy crewneck celebrates the messy, caffeine-fueled life of someone who works with compression (and a well-timed expletive). Soft, medium-weight fleece holds a bold, playful screen-style print: a steaming coffee cup, a cheeky cuss-icon, and a compression tool icon arranged above the line “Runs on caffeine, cuss words, and compression.” It wears like a warm conversation — relaxed shoulders, clean crew neckline, and a no-itch tear-away label so you can focus on your morning routine. Built to last with reinforced seams and responsibly sourced cotton, it’s the kind of sweatshirt you reach for when you need comfort and a little attitude on cool mornings or late-night projects.
| S | M | L | XL | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | ||||
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | ||||
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | ||||
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, durable fit
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-polyester blend (8 oz/yd²) with reinforced double-needle stitching
- Ribbed knit collar and cuffs to retain shape
- Comfort-focused details: gray tear-away label, classic crewneck fit
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
Made with care
Heirloom quality
Premium materials
Classic styling
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