Mentally On Fire Physically Caffeinated Tee
A laid-back, slightly unhinged tee for the cowpoke whose brain is buckin’ harder than last night’s bull, and whose coffee cup is the only thing keepin’ ‘em in the saddle. This soft-as-a baby-calf cotton shirt sports a bold illustrated skeleton loungin’ like it’s Sunday after church, clutchin’ a giant cup o’ jitter juice while warm, dramatic flames rise up like a bonfire after too much moonshine.
The cheeky line “Mentally on Fire, Physically Caffeinated” lets folks know you’re hangin’ on by a pinky toe — but still ridin’. It’s the perfect shirt for rodeo rejects, barn-loafers, late-night cowgirls, and caffeine-powered ranch hands who keep the West runnin’ on pure chaos and espresso.
| S | M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- Twill shoulder tape for stabilized fit and reduced stretching
- Tubular, side-seam-free construction for smoother side profile
- Elastic ribbed collar that holds shape
- Medium-weight 100% cotton body for durable, comfortable wear
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Made with care
Heirloom quality
Premium materials
Classic styling
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